Big Dog Barber's Review

[bigdogbarber]

This is the first in a long line of wrestling show review to come from an “insider”. I’ve been wrestling across the Midwest for more than 6 years now and have been in the main events on many of shows. If you want some more credentials, do some research, you’ll find I know my stuff.
These reviews are meant to be blunt and honest. I’d like both wrestlers and promoters to take my advise and use it to better their product. I’d also like the fans to start looking at the shows that they pay to watch a little harder and not put up with crappy product. I consider many of these workers friends and in no way am I intending on upsetting anyone. However, that being said, if you do take offense to it, so be it. I can’t stop you from having and voicing your opinion. You will also find that I will be reviewing my own matches, and don’t worry I won’t pull any punches on my own fat ass either.
If one person can better themselves from my, sometimes harsh comments, than this project has been well worth it.
Thank,
Big Dog Barber

3XW “Extreme Conflict”

I thought I would give a review of the last 3XW show, that took place last Saturday night, in Waukee, IA. Let’s start off by saying it was just wonderful of 3XW to take a show that was suppose to start at 6pm and make everyone sit for approximately ½ hour before it actually started. Now granted, I’ve been to quite a few wrestling shows in my day, and yes it is normal for wrestling organizations to start a show 5, 10, and sometimes 15 minutes late (to make sure the late-comers get to see all the show, or to “milk” the possibility for more people to buy tickets). However, because of the shows of 3XW in the recent past and personally knowing how a show is generally ran, I’m pretty sure that the owners/operators of 3XW didn’t start late for that reason. I was a little curious so I asked a “CREW” member what the delay was, and was amazed that he actually told me, what I believe to be the truth. He commented that they were waiting for Jerry Lynn’s plane to get in. For now let’s get to the match reviews.

The following is rating using the following:
0 = backyard material, 1= barely passable, 2= decent structure, but lacking plenty, 3 = good/average match, 4 = very good, almost show stopper material, 5= match of the year quality, etc

Match 1: Mason Hunter d. Devin Carter
Casanova and Devin Carter came out and as usual, they are an entertaining duo. Mark Sterling then came out and cut a promo. Now, I’ve seen Sterling wrestle before and honestly… this guy is a solid worker as far as in-ring work goes. I will say his mic skills and attitude coming and leaving the ring area are as dull as Ben Stein in a Ferris Bueller’s Day Off. He stated that he had his old friend and partner, Mason Hunter, here to take on Carter. Comments on Hunter are as follows: Great look, good body, but
needs to work harder on his in-ring skills. As far as the match in general, I’ve seen a lot better our of Carter and expected him to, at least, be able to carry a less experienced (from the looks of it) Mason Hunter. I give this match a 2.

Match 2: Zach Thompson d. Aaron Masterson
Let’s start off this match review by saying that I’ve never seen these two work before, and that I’m on the understanding that this is their first match EVER!
**Side note to promoters** When you are bringing you are thinking of bringing your trainees in to work your show… DON’T! They should earn a spot like everybody else. I understand you just took thousands of dollars from them and feel like you owe them something, well… that’s what they paid for! If they want to be a part of your show, make them earn a spot. Have them do a “tryout” match and then evaluate it.**End**
I watched as Zach Thompson came to the ring with an attitude of someone that is a very tough individual but looks like Opie Taylor and Crystal Gale combined. Advice Mr. Thompson, long hair is fine in wrestling, but not if it touches your ass. Aaron Masterson was next, claimed to be from Waukee and obviously nobody from Waukee was in attendance because the crowd was silent as this young man came to the ring. As I watched these two guys “wrestle” (if that’s what you call it) I had to ask myself a question. Why would 3XW think it was a good idea to give these guys a match, when there’s so much good talent that’s not being used? And why would their trainer, Brian Ash, be OK with them attaching his name as “trainer” to this debacle? If this is the product that is going to come out of the 3XW Training School, then I think we are all in for some painful nights of watching wrestling. And somebody should reevaluate who is training, or who is being trained, or what is being taught, because honestly, I’ve seen better matches going to a Rock n’ Roll Buck Zumhoff show, and I’m talking about all of the matches at Buck’s show. This match doesn’t even make the grade, 0.

Match 3: Jeremy Wyatt d. Buck Albright
Match 3 wasn’t anything else to brag about. The match in a whole wasn’t as terrible as the previous 2 matches, but wasn’t as good as it could have been. I’ve seen both men work and have been impressed with both. I will say that I missed Wyatt’s manager, if nothing else he was mildly amusing. Albright has been in a lot better matches, but compared to the match he had with Kayden “Juice” James, this was Wrestlemania caliber. This match also gets a 2.

Match 4: Tony Sly d. Cousin Mikey
This was the first time I’ve seen Mikey, but I’ve watched Sly work several times. So far, in the night, I have to say this was the match of the night… but that’s not saying a whole lot. They had some amusing parts in the match as well as some solid spots, but nothing to sing praises about. The highlight of this match was Tony Scarpone at ringside, interacting with the fans. This match gets a 3.

Match 5: Matty Fitness & Kid Krazy d. Brian Ash & Austin Bayliss
Now going into this match, I decided to watch closely to the trainer of 3XW, Brian Ash, and see if he really does know how to work, or if “Brian Ash the wrestler” is a work in itself (Buy a book if you don’t understand the lingo). Honestly, I know that Brian can work, I’ve seen it, and been in the ring with it, but it seems like more often than not lately his matches are either hit or miss. I’m not sure what the Brian Ash of old has kept and failed to pass along to this current Ash, but whatever it is, Brian should find it and start using it. I’ve seen all of the participants work before, so I had an idea of what each brought to the match. Here is what I have to say about each. Matty Fitness is a good wrestler, and just keeps getting better with time. Kid Krazy is a high flyer that can do some impressive maneuvers, I just think that maybe he tries too hard sometime to get himself over, and it then hurts the flow of the match. Austin Bayliss isn’t too bad, either. He’s definitely the little poopstain that everyone wants to see get mopped up. I do think he superimposed a silhouette of his head on the silhouette of someone else’s body for his t-shirts. Now onto Brian Ash… It’s always great to see a big man in the sport of wrestling help the business by putting over the little guys. ie., Hulk Hogan, The Undertaker, Andre the Giant, The Big Show, Bill Goldberg… oh wait, that’s right Goldberg never put anyone over, other than himself, that is. It seems that this “current” Brian Ash either has that same mentality or is just being pushed in that direction. I’ve seen him put over other guys and “sell” for other wrestlers, but that might be because they could have made him if he didn’t. But, I haven’t seen Ash ruin a match like this since the match he had a few months ago against Chance Cordova. Now, I’ve known Brian for several years and this doesn’t seem like something he would do intentionally, so I’m hoping that it’s just the company giving him crappy direction. Now, why would a company want a guy to bury one of their other champions? I don’t think that would make a whole lot of sense, but then not too much of this night made sense. What ever is going on here should change before every single worker that has an ounce of talent on the roster is made to look like a chump, and that includes the guy sqashing the rest. Because really… How tough are you when you just beat the piss out of somebody for 20 minutes? I wouldn’t think that tought. They didn’t do much to you and yet it took you how long to get the job done? All ranting aside, I’ve given this match a 2. Total so far, out of 5 matches with a possible score of 25, we’ve got 9.

[bigdogbarber]

Match 6: Ben Sailer & Nate Bash d. The Northstar Express
I once again have seen all the participants in this match. Acutalyy I’ve seen this match before, and well… it was the same match, just a different night. Sailer/Bash did pretty good. Like Matty Fitness, I like the enthusiasm of Nate Bash. This kid has impressesed me from his apparent attitude from the first time I ever saw him wrestle. Corbin/Cruz are fairly entertaining. I do however, get a kick out of their gimmick titles. Good high flying and some good tag maneuvers. This match is a 3.

Match 7: Mark Sterling d. Casanova via submission
I’ve made my comments on Sterling in the match 1 review and I stand by that. Mark, you really need to take some lessons from some of your other wrestlers on playing the crowd and getting excited. For someone that is suppose to be a NWA Midwest champion of some sorts, you need to get a personality. Casanova on the other hand has enough personality for everyone. I have to agree with some fans at ringside, he does look a little like Jack Black in Nacho Libre. This match get a 2-½.

Match 8: Gage Octane d. Jerry Lynn
Sitting at about 3 hours or so into a night, my butt was as sore as some of the wrestler’s egos after reading my review. Now was the time for the highlight match of the night… oh, but not the main event. Jerry Lynn is one of the greatest workers I know of that busts his butt to make the other guys look good. Gage Octane is what I would call the Jerry Lynn of Iowa wrestling. I haven’t seen Lynn wrestle for some time, but took a chance to check out some old tapes I had of him from the past. I have to say that he didn’t disappoint me in the least. This was one silid match that made my drive to this little middle school worth it. My butt may beg to differ at this point, though. Once again Lynn did what he does best and made Octane look good by losing, that’s right losing to the Iowa indy wrestler. I applaud both men for this match. 4-½

Match 9: Tony Scarpone d Egotistico Fantastico to win the 3XW Heavyweight title
That’s right folks, 9 matches and by the time it was over almost 4 hrs long. This match was very good as well. Scarpone and Egotistico worked, impressed, and made me forget about the other half a dozen crap matches that night… at least until I wrote this. These men battled for the belt like no other in Iowa I’ve seen lately. Highlights like Ego throwing a moonsault to the outside of the ring on Scarpone and Cousin Mikey, Scarpone drop kicking Ego from the ring apron to the 2nd row of the audience, Scarpone’s delayed vertical superplex… that’s right a SUPERplex that was delayed almost as well as Chris Candido. At the end, Scarpone was victorious. Upon leaving, out came Ash, Dave Anderson, Bayliss, and Octane to beat on Egotistico. Then in came Tony Scarpone and the rest of the lockerroom to clean house. Scarpone turned face and we got to see the poopstain, Bayliss, get a cradle piledriver from Jerry Lynn. Good ending to a very, very, very, very, oh yeah very long show. This match delivered… 5.

Overall review of the show on a total scale of 1-45 (5 possible multiplied by 9 matches), this show gets a total of 24. That’s an average score of 2.6. The only saving grace of this show was the last 2 matches. As far as advise from a “Fan” to 3XW and the performers, stop trying to please yourself and start pleasing the fans. They would rather see some good wrestling than some of you trying to please your own egos. Take what I said or forget it, but remember this is advise from at least one person paying your wages and helping keep you in business.

[cordova]

Wow! If this is the first in a long line, I can't wait until my head is on the chopping block. Oh wait, it was in my DVD. Plus, I got to see the unedited interview. Hey thanks for that btw.

CC

[Crabman Ya'll]

Hey Big Dog,

Contrary to what you said, I think the trainnees match was preety good for there first match,they worked there a$$es off and the crowd as into it

The show wasnt a half hour, more like 15 minutes before it started

And the wrestlers wernt trying to please themselves, they worked there a$$es off for the fans really, they didnt do half the stuff they did to satisfy themselves, you basically say that the whole nights sucked except for two matchs, well thats your opinion, which wasnt that good of a opinion if you cant recoginize a great show

[postergirl]

I could say something very mean here, but I won't. I'm going to try and be nice...

Yeah, the show started late, but it was still, overall, a good show. Obviously actual "fans" enjoyed the show, as there were a lot of people who were really into the show that night. The crowd was hot for a good half of the show, and not just hot because it was steaming in that gym. 3XW always does their best to give us a good show and it's very rare that they don't deliver.

I could have done without the trainees match. They did an okay job, but personally, I really didn't care one way or another. HOWEVER, I'm going to give props to those guys for going out there and having their first real match in front of an actual crowd. Now it wasn't amazing, but it wasn't worth a 0, either.

I don't find your comments to be that of an "insider" or a "fan" or anything else that would make me give a d*mn about what you really thought of the show. As far as I'm concerned, it's the blathering of a guy who spends more time marking out for himself than he does paying attention to anything. "Oh, it's the great Big Dog Barber, so we should all care and the promoters should listen 'cause HE knows what he's talking about." Well, if you know what you're talking about, start your own promotion and book yourself in every match. I'm sure then you'd give the show a perfect score.

Oh, d*mn. I said I'd be nice, didn't I? Oh well. Guess I lied.

[Ruth aka Crew Mom]

Well,all I can say is you really made me stop and think big dog. I am a lifelong wrestling fan but have never really watched a match for a review but for fun. I have to agree with you on alot of your comments. And I will say that I thought you did an great job reviewing each match. You did not come off as annnnn a$$ but someone who seemed to know what he was talking about. But I also realize this is a new federation and mistakes are gonna happen. You gotta admit they have brought in some pretty cool guests, Jerry Lyn, Billy Gunn, etc. I believe in time they will get things going to the point that your review numbers will be higher. Thanks for taking me deeper into each match. Will you ever be back in the ring?

[twizzler]

I agree with Camreon and postergirl, the review is obviously ridiculous and is really coming off as a bitter former wrestler complaining about people that are better in the ring than he ever was . How anyone in their right mind can bash a show that was so awesome I have no idea. It was a great show.

[Ash]

Let me paraphrase BDB's review. "This show sucked because I and my two brothers weren't on it."

Zach and Aaron. Don't take this review to heart. You did a fine job and not just for a first match. If Chris Benoit and Kurt Angle were the same wrestlers they are but were my students, Big Dog would have given their match a zero too.

You got your first match because the promoters thought we were going to have to stretch the show and because I thought you would do well. Ask some others about how/when they got their first match. Was it because their trainer was renting his ring in MO and wanted someone to help him put it up? Did they work another guy green as grass, or did they get someone who was working for years and still have 4 minute punch/kick?

[geej jill]

I wasn't going to post...as I am sort of biased when it comes to Brian Ash, however, I feel that there are some things that need to be said.

I am very saddened by this post. I agree that everyone has the right to their opinion, but the difference between 'opinion' and flat out 'insult' here is very apparent.

When I started dating Brian and getting involved in the independent wrestling scene here in Iowa, I was very impressed with how supportive and caring all the wrestlers, promoters, fans, and crew member were. The amount of respect each wrestler had for another person was great to see. Whether or not a wrestler liked another wrestler, there was always the comment that at least they loved the business, or at least they worked hard, or that they showed up to support other wrestlers and the promoters.

Time after time I have heard that there is enough wrestling in Iowa for anyone who loves the business and anyone who wants to work hard. Lately, I wonder where all that generosity and support for one another has gone.

I try to stay out of Brian's wrestling deals, except to let him know he has my full support. But I cant believe someone would come out with such a blantant insult toward Brian AND so many more hardworking individuals. I dont know what happened, but was such an in depth, negative rant really necessary? I understand people have the right to their opinion, but what was really gained by this review? What happened to the support I have seen so many times from all the wonderful wrestlers, promoter, and fans in this business?

Brian may not like every wreslter, and we have all heard his smart alec comments many times, but believe me he has nothing but respect for anyone who steps into this business and gives it 100%.

Too bad the person who posted that review cannot share in that respect.

[bigdogbarber]

Wow... some people have thin skin apparently. Spanky, you need no response. Postergirl, I don't know you personally. I have heard good things about you so I won't respond negative toward you. I will say that ask around and anyone who knows me personally know that I've run some of the largest indy shows in Iowa. No offense, but I do know what I'm talking about. Twizzler, once again no comment. Ruth, thank you for seeing what it is I'm trying to do. Mrs. Ash, with all due respect, I apologize to you if I offended you. I wasn't trying to upset, just give my opinion of a show. I do have respect for the business and everyone in it, as long as they show me the same respect back. Brian, oh Brian. I was softening up my original review because I like you. I think you have more potential than you are given by promoters. However, the direction you are going isn't helping your career. As far as my brothers and myself, we are not on shows because, oh yeah we don't suck up and bend over for certain people that think because they "know" us they should take advantage of us. I haven't lost any sleep over the situation between 3XW and myself. Anything between my brothers and them are between them and have nothing to do with me. If people want to get nasty, I could start. I'm trying to keep this nothing more than my perspective of a show. If you don't like it, don't read it. If this ruins our "friendship" then that just shows me how little respect you had toward me to begin with. I'm not shooting on just you, I personally just expected more out of you that evening and you didn't bring it...at all. If you think I'm being mean then obviously the truth does hurt.

[Ash]

The truth does hurt. To be honest, the truth hurts everytime I see myself naked. It's disturbing. What BDB wrote isn't necessarily the truth.

BDB is not reporting as fact. He's reporting opinion, and he's welcome to it. I think his opinion is incredibly biased and he found fault where there was none. Everyone I spoke to thought it was 3XW's best overall show ever. That's reporting a fact.

I owe CC and VC a whole lot and if there's day I can return the favor to them, I will. But I think if you'd inserted either of those guys into matches BDB hated, his score would have increased. If you'd inserted BDB into any role on the show his score for the match would have increased exponetially.

I like to work BDB. He's always impressed me as a guy who moves very well for his size (or even for someone 3/4 his size). I will never turn down an opportunity to work him. He makes me look good and I have fun during our matches. I know he thinks he's a better worker than me, and he's allowed to. I know he thinks he'd be a better trainer than me, and he's allowed to. Time will tell.

I feel as though he is trying to diminish the product and the company (for lack of a better term), not to improve the product, but for more personal and biased reasons.

[cordova]

Well, I'm one of the referred to brothers, so I think I'll input my thoughts. Of course as you are well aware, I was not at the show and have only heard reviews from a few people, and they are mixed reviews. I can't comment on the show itself nor will I try. What I can say is that WATERSTOCK was Awesome and I'm glad I went.

I know that BDB said that this was the first in a long line of reviews and I am looking forward to those reviews as well. I know from first hand that he doesn't hold me any higher than anyone else. In fact, I have to work (what I feel is) twice as hard to get the same reaction out of him as others do. There have been countless nights when I've watched my matches at "the shop" and he will break them down and tell me every little thing that I either did wrong, or could have done better. Hell, even some of the matches that I thought were my best were critiqued by him and he found flaws in. I don't always agree with him, but I try to take what he says to heart and realize that before he was a worker, he was a fan. There's still a little bit of "mark" in him that shows every now and then.

Now, for the guys that have been around a while. You all remember Superfan. Most of you hated his guts and wished death upon him. I didn't. I could have cared less what he said, other than the fact that some things he said were right on the money, but just a little rude in the way they were put. I'm not trying to compare BDB to Superfan, but I've always been a fan of people being blunt. I don't want to have to try and figure out what somebody meant by something they said/wrote. I'd rather them just shoot from the hip.

I personally am going to try and stay out of this thread, until my name is brought up in a match. But, when my name was brought up, or at leased referred to I felt the need to jump in with my "OPINION".

And I'm out,

CC

[postergirl]

ash said:

I feel as though he is trying to diminish the product and the company (for lack of a better term), not to improve the product, but for more personal and biased reasons.

I agree wholeheartedly with this comment. It didn't sound like Barber was trying to say anything helpful. He was insulting, and just throwing in a few words to pretend to be helpful. I'm not getting into the whole thing about relatives and all of that because I know nothing about the relations in question. Even with everything I'm unfortunate enough to know about how things work backstage and "real lives" I like to base my wrestling opinions solely on the show. Everything backstage has its place, and since I'm neither a promotor nor talent, its place is not with me.

The review, itself, came off almost catty. "Crappy product?" I don't think it was crappy, and you seem to have all of this negativity towards 3XW because you're not working for them anymore. Fine, have your bitterness, but don't try to delude people by claiming you're not bitter, or claiming that you care at all what 3XW does. No, all of the matches weren't great, and I've even said that I didn't really care for or about the match with the trainees. But they got out there and gave it a shot. Considering that I don't wrestle, I'm not even going to speculate on the strength it took to go out there and do that in front of all those people. They actually got a good reaction from the crowd, and that's what it was about.

Basically, going by your review, you've not only insulted 3XW, but you've insulted the fans, too. You've basically called us all idiots for enjoying the show because in your so-called professional opinion, it was crap. As a fan, I enjoyed the show a lot, and could care less what you think of it. Your opinion matters to me about as much as a movie critic's review of Mission Impossible 3 mattered to me. I loved the movie. I loved the show. Maybe I'm easy to please. What's wrong with that? I don't expect a lot. Hell, I expect about as much from indy shows these days as I do from TNA and WWE. I'd rather watch last weekend's 3XW show than Raw on most occasions in the past few years. That's good enough praise for me. I can only hope that 3XW continues to put on good shows. They are catering to the fans, OBVIOUSLY, since (with the exception of the May show which was kinda dead) we're into it. We like it. We want more of it. And they're giving it to us.

Big Dog Barber, you say you don't pull any punches, well you should know from what VC and CC have said about me that neither do I. I've told more than one wrestler that from this fan's perspective, their match was crap. I've let it be known that I think PCW is the bottom of the barrel and I wouldn't even go to another of their shows if it were for free. And I have no problem at all saying that I think your opinion feels negatively biased, negatively charged, and is worth less to me than a stick of gum.

And that's my say. Hate me if you want. Love me if you want. I'm used to people doing both.

[jeremyjacobs]

Where to begin...I may be out of line here (if you take offense to what i'm going to say, oh well) but Ash was right. If you were to put Vin Cross, Chance Cordova, or BDB into one of those "sucktastic" matches the score would have gone up...because the match would have been better! Vin, Chance, and BDB can work. Cameron, your a John Cena fan, that shows how much you really know about wrestling. Postergirl, as for the actual wrestling fans in attendence, when you find an actual wrestling fan at a 3XW show, you let me know. I'm tired of the fans, that just because Jeremy Wyatt wears a hooded jacket to the ring, everyone begins to call him Christain Cage. Because he drives his boots into the chest of another man, now he is copying Loky(not sure on the spelling, but you know) or when someone nails a super kick, all the sudden he is Shawn Michaels. And just because Jasyin Strife looks like AJ Styles, doesn't mean he is. So please stop calling him AJ and quit calling for a "Styles Clash". Do you people think Ric Flair was the first one to call himself the "Nature Boy", srutt around in long flowing robes and use the "figure 4". No! He pretty much stole his entire gimick from Buddy Rodgers. (not bad for a19 year old huh) Its fans like these, (which is over half the 3XW crowd) that make me sick to my stomach. Twizzler, until i see someone that can put on the wide range of matches, with starts of all different shapes and sizes like BDB, then you can claim that everyone at the show was better than him. BDB, what you said does kind of come off as being kind of bitter. (don't think that's what you intended, but I can see why everyone is reacting the way they are). But none the less, I agree with some of the things you've said. I've told you how I don't agree with some of the dissision making going on in 3XW. I would rather see 4 really great matches, then have a dozen sub-par matches and 2 really great ones. I agree with you on Brian Ash. You and Ash tore down the house a few months back in what was one of the greatest matches I have ever seen, but since then, there has been a decline in Ash's matches. It does seem like Ash is tending to not sell for his opponents. Was the show as bad as you said it was? I don't think so. Could it have been better? Yes. Was it there greatest? No. But definetley top 3.

Now for the trainees: I saw you guys put alot of heart into your match. I wish I could be trianing right along side you. You guys have come along way from the guys would could barely bump or tie up, but you still have along way to go. You need to change alot. You need to play to the crowd more, you need to show more emotiong in the ring, (it was kind of like watching a silent film), you need to fine tune your image. Do I think you were awful? No. I was actually impressed and felt good for you guys and was glad you got a warm reception from the crowd.

I know your all saying to yourselfs, this is just some kid. What does he know? Hell, he's just a wanna be backyarder who doesn't have what it takes to even attempt making it. I dare you to find one person in the crowd at a 3XW show that has a greater knowledge of this sport than me...I eat, sleep, breath, and bleed wrestling. I am a student of pro-wrestling. I don't watch from a fans perspective, but I watch as if I were in a classroom, taking notes. I know more about wrestling than anyone, other than those who do what I dream about.

[postergirl]

That's your problem them. You're one of those "fans" that want to be oh so involved, yet you've done nothing that I see about actually doing it. If you know so much, then go be a wrestler. Don't crap all over people for liking something. Learn to enjoy wrestling and don't just be a jackass about how much you know. I am so sick and tired of you ridiculous smart marks who think you are oh so knowledgable. Well, if you know so much, go work for Vince or Dixie and stop ruining other people's fun. A lot of us liked the show. To be completely honest, your opinion means even less to me than BDB's. Mostly because no body cares. Don't tell us to stop calling Jaysin Strife "Little AJ" or making fun of Jeremy Wyatt because he reminds us of Christian. We're FANS and we're having fun with it. As far as I'm concerned, you're not a fan at all. You're just somebody who wants to be a part of wrestling so bad, but you have neither the balls nor the fortitude to get out there and actually be involved. So, you sit around and you give crap to the people who like it for the sheer enjoyment. You're like those ridiculous film students that crap all over people because they enjoy a good mindless movie and don't care about the psychology or any of that other garbage.

Are you a trainee? Are you a trainer? Then don't tell them what to do. Let Brian tell them what to do since HE is the one that's training him. And, might I add, he's done a pretty d*mn good job of doing that so far. You can say that you would like to see something, but don't go in there and tell them anything as though you actually know what you're talking about. Like the other smart marks that try to ruin wrestling for those of us who don't care about knowing too much, you're just trying to make yourself seem better than anyone else.

Bite me.